Saturday, December 27, 2014
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Yissssssss! fishingboatproceeds: devonbanks: this is still my...
Yissssssss!
this is still my favorite tweet of all time
Reenactment of us bringing George Washington back to life:
George Washington: WHAT ARE THESE FLOATING SUNS THAT DOT THE LANDSCAPE IN THE NIGHTTIME?
Us: Those are, like, electric lights. Electricity is a regulated public good; do you think we should deregulate the utilities or are we doing it right?
George Washington: THEY BRING LIGHT WHERE THERE HAS ALWAYS BEEN DARKNESS.
Us: Yeah but did you intend—
George Washington: WHAT IS THAT BLINKING COMET FLYING THROUGH THE AIR?
Us: Yeah that’s an airplane. Should airplane accidents be investigated by the federal government or should that be a private—
George Washington: A MAN CAN FLY THROUGH THE AIR?
Us: Yeah, also a woman, and also non-binary people. We don’t really refer to people as “man” anymore, because it’s hugely sexist. Also, women and African American people can vote now, as can white people who don’t own property. That’s cool, right?
George Washington: SO YOU’RE SAYING THERE ARE HUMANS INSIDE OF THAT COMET?
Us: Well, it’s not a comet. It’s, like, a metal sphere moving 400 miles per hour across the country. Right now people have to walk through metal detectors run by the Homeland Security Department; is that a good idea or
George Washington: WAIT, WOMEN CAN VOTE?
Us: Yeah.
George Washington: THAT IS MADNESS.
Us: Well—you know, George, I don’t want to hurt your feelings, and thanks for crossing the Delaware and for Presidenting us early on and everything, but maybe you’re not the #1 guy to be asking about contemporary public policy in the United States.
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Friday, October 24, 2014
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Bandana cowl from purl bee! Yarn is wool and bamboo from knitpicks. Cheers for perfectly timed knits!
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Saturday, September 27, 2014
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Allergy friendly food options at this wedding Jer and I attended.
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Thursday, September 4, 2014
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Real talk: 365-DaysOfDoodles from deviantart is everything to me. Prepare for tons of his stuff.
Amazing.
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Wednesday, September 3, 2014
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Do secretly play roller derby? I swear I saw someone who looks uncannily like you scoring some serious points in this mixer game I just nso-ed in Virginia.
As much as I wish I was that tough and had health insurance, not me.
But if I did my name would be Phyllis Killer.
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Tuesday, May 27, 2014
thecomedyhipster: queerqueerspawn: james-tiqueerius: queerquee...
the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.
new york to haitigreenland is right out
ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want
Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.
Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?
There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:
As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.
Maybe my favorite geography lesson yet.
AWESOME
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Saturday, May 24, 2014
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Just thought I’d bring an update post for SOLAR ROADWAYS!
Right now we’re at 50% When just yesterday it was at 34%!!! Give yourselves a pat on the back for those who re-blogged! :D But we need to boost this post like no tomorrow in order to reach the goal. It may seem difficult with just 9 days left but We can all do it! CLICK THAT REBLOG BUTTON!! :D Only you can make a difference.
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Monday, May 19, 2014
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Wearing the right prescription for the first time in a long time is like having a sight related super power. Everything looks so woah.
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Friday, May 16, 2014
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Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Teefury grab bag is in- I at least like all of them, thought...
Teefury grab bag is in- I at least like all of them, thought about buying some, ANS got a Megan laura!
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